Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Fuck appropriateness.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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