It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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