I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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