i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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