Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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