Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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