okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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