i just had sex bonerless
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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