my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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