is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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