Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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