You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
