I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So much Jack, so little girl.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
