I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I love having hate sex.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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