So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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