you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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