apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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