butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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