it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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