He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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