I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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