i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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