I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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