i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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