Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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