Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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