Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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