I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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