But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just fell off a train. Bad.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman