Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?

(586): View more from Michigan

Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator

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(512): View more from Texas

Just fell off a train. Bad.

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(305): View more from Florida

absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?

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(302): View more from Delaware

Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off

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(443): View more from Maryland

No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..

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(515): View more from Iowa

Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman

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