Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.