I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Who died my cat blue again?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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