is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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