did you get engaged???
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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