Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.