it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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