Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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