i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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