I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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