My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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