Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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