i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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