My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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