Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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