She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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