My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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