You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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