idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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