My brain says no but my pants say off.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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