Whod you bang
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night