Fine. I'll sleep in my office
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
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No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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