I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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