just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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