Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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