The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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