i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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