he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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