school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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