why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
