whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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