Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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