If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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