Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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