We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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